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The Management Planner speaks out!
by The Management Planner on Thu May 22, 2008 12:10 pm
The Boardroom is subdued as The Management Planner prepares to speak...it seems as though the Board is upset with his recent disappearance!
"Gentlemen, allow me to start with an apology. You are all men of integrity, and I have failed you over the last two weeks. I've been collecting my thoughts. Planning my title reign. Preparing for the biggest match of my life tonight against Scott Manson.
"I had a match against Morris last week - my mind wasn't on the job, and I failed to beat him. But I proved to everyone that I can't be beaten! From now on I will report to you after every match; I can only apologise again for my inactivity. That's not what you pay me for!
"So on to tonight. It's the PPV. It's me against Scott Manson. My Tsunami Championship is on the line again. This will be the second defense of my title gentlemen - but it will be tough. Scott Manson is a tremendous competitor, as he has proved time and time again in the CFWA. This is the biggest match of my career to date!
"I will win, of course. As good as Manson is, he's no match for me. I'm leaving this meeting now to go and prepare for my victory - Scott Manson is going down. Just as I've planned!"
Planner departs the Boardroom to hushed whispers - what does the Board make of Planner's long-awaited appearance?
"Gentlemen, allow me to start with an apology. You are all men of integrity, and I have failed you over the last two weeks. I've been collecting my thoughts. Planning my title reign. Preparing for the biggest match of my life tonight against Scott Manson.
"I had a match against Morris last week - my mind wasn't on the job, and I failed to beat him. But I proved to everyone that I can't be beaten! From now on I will report to you after every match; I can only apologise again for my inactivity. That's not what you pay me for!
"So on to tonight. It's the PPV. It's me against Scott Manson. My Tsunami Championship is on the line again. This will be the second defense of my title gentlemen - but it will be tough. Scott Manson is a tremendous competitor, as he has proved time and time again in the CFWA. This is the biggest match of my career to date!
"I will win, of course. As good as Manson is, he's no match for me. I'm leaving this meeting now to go and prepare for my victory - Scott Manson is going down. Just as I've planned!"
Planner departs the Boardroom to hushed whispers - what does the Board make of Planner's long-awaited appearance?
Planner is victorious once again
by The Management Planner on Fri May 23, 2008 5:14 pm
The Board is once more in a celebratory mood - The Management Planner is still the CFWA Tsunami Champion! What will Planner have to say about his latest victory?
"Gentlemen - thank you for attending this very important Board meeting. You all saw me defeat Scott Manson at Take-Off last night. Wasn't I great? He put so much stock in his 'Canadian Maple Leaf', that he forgot one thing - I've been planning my escape from that move for two weeks!
"That's where I've been for the last fortnight; preparing myself for Manson's finisher, and my inevitable escape from it. And once I was out, he was too stunned to avoid my P45. Woooooooooooo!
"Now, on to business. I've only been Tsunami Champion for a short while. But I'm ready for bigger things. Does anyone in here really believe that my performance last night wasn't Main Event-worthy? No, of course not - I'm perfection personified! Father Lance Goodison stole my spotlight last night - and I'm not happy.
"Gentlemen, with your permission, I am adding Father Lance to my agenda for Season 3."
The Board holler their approval - Planner is in unstoppable form, and surely their man can knock Father Lance from his pedestal?
"I have been successful my entire career. I took out Chris Mahoney. Vara Verde. Kris Rosin. TheNeck. And finally Scott Manson. Every wrestler on my agenda has been dismissed with consummate ease. I am, without a shadow of a doubt, the best pound-for-pound wrestler in the CFWA today! And I will, I assure you, take Father Lance's title before Season 3 finishes.
"Honourable members of the Board, I wish you all the best over the coming weeks. I will be training hard to continue my undefeated streak - and Father Lance will not be able to stop me. He's going down - just as I've planned..."
Planner leaves the Boardroom to whoops and cheers. Surely it won't be long before his success is recognised by his peers?
"Gentlemen - thank you for attending this very important Board meeting. You all saw me defeat Scott Manson at Take-Off last night. Wasn't I great? He put so much stock in his 'Canadian Maple Leaf', that he forgot one thing - I've been planning my escape from that move for two weeks!
"That's where I've been for the last fortnight; preparing myself for Manson's finisher, and my inevitable escape from it. And once I was out, he was too stunned to avoid my P45. Woooooooooooo!
"Now, on to business. I've only been Tsunami Champion for a short while. But I'm ready for bigger things. Does anyone in here really believe that my performance last night wasn't Main Event-worthy? No, of course not - I'm perfection personified! Father Lance Goodison stole my spotlight last night - and I'm not happy.
"Gentlemen, with your permission, I am adding Father Lance to my agenda for Season 3."
The Board holler their approval - Planner is in unstoppable form, and surely their man can knock Father Lance from his pedestal?
"I have been successful my entire career. I took out Chris Mahoney. Vara Verde. Kris Rosin. TheNeck. And finally Scott Manson. Every wrestler on my agenda has been dismissed with consummate ease. I am, without a shadow of a doubt, the best pound-for-pound wrestler in the CFWA today! And I will, I assure you, take Father Lance's title before Season 3 finishes.
"Honourable members of the Board, I wish you all the best over the coming weeks. I will be training hard to continue my undefeated streak - and Father Lance will not be able to stop me. He's going down - just as I've planned..."
Planner leaves the Boardroom to whoops and cheers. Surely it won't be long before his success is recognised by his peers?